Hired Hands brandish the goods and the advertising folk endow them with statements about the excellencies of the product. Sometimes the Hired Hand talks directly to us, sometimes there is a dialogue. Best of all is the dialogue interupted by some Busy Body who intrudes with "Like a Cigarette Should..." In one case it is added by a Navajo with a decorative basket, in another by a cheerful trucker. Try it yourself one day to see the results. Make new friends. Get punched.


"I agree Miss Swarthout..."

"I look for real quality in my dogs and guns..."

"Smoke My Cigarette..."

"Yes Gene, I have learnt something in the 30 day test..."

"Packed tip down..Smart!"

Who can argue?