Pat's a Peach, the perfect pal.

A  truly personable gal,

whose purple pantyhose proclaim,

that she is proud, and feels no shame.

Parading in her petticoat,

she prances, pretty as a goat.

Or pouting petulantly she

picks pomegranates from a tree.

Her pleasant perfume permeates

as far as the United States,

and people come from all around

to hear her parlance so profound.

So here's to Pat our favourite girl,

more precious than a priceless pearl.