LECTURING ON THE SUBJECT
In my teaching career it was a constant delight to parade
pin-ups and other sexual imagery in some spurious framework that confounded
the feminists in the audience, and disappointed the perves. At Norwich
from 1971 I had developed a reputation for Smutty Lectures, "It's
all he can do... him with his PhD." Many of my colleagues clung desperately
to a small number of prepared lectures loaded onto the slide carousel that
had seen them through several decades.
e.g.
1. Sunsets in my camera
2. The East Anglian Landscape in paint and ink
3. High Art and Low Art , dramatic contrasts.
How could this dreary old tosh stand up against my record breaking lectures,
The Penis in Art, and The Enema as Erotic Theatre?
I do admire
the considerable drawing abilities demonstrated by such artists as Vargas
and Petty, in distilling the female form into a set of mechanical articulations.
Each artist established a branded image to which they adhered closely
in the Feminine Ideal. The objectification of the Object of Lust is no
bad thing in the Theatre of Allure. Sometimes, less essential aspects of
the drawing, such as the room and furniture shrink to mere outline as the
sleekness of flesh supervenes. Who wants details of the sofa when the Pin
Up is about thighs? Probably Ingres, now I think it through.
AN EDITORIAL DESIGN NOTE
The device of the Gatefold is a delight
- the page tucked fiercely into the gutter which, when prised loose and
peeled back, revealed the horizontally deployed woman, be it photographically,
in the form of Jane Russell in The Outlaw, or in the
artwork of Al Moore's Welcome Home.
Norman Petty's woman in blue evening gown goes one with better with her double gate
fold. "Think more about the dynamics of the page and the revelation of
content... " I remember asking an audience, and noting the tiny gimlet
eyes glittering back at me in the darkness.
FURTHER REFERENCES AND POSSIBILITIES IN HIGHER EDUCATION
There are just too many books on the subject. What was
once an anthology is now a monograph on some little known Kentucky airbrush
man across several volumes. Well fine, says I. No bad thing. At
one stage after the re-validation of the MA Narrative course at Brighton
Stuart Laing asked me what new academic initiative I had in mind. An "MA
in Glamour" seemed a great proposition but seemed to elicit little favour.
"Equal opportunities," I added gamely. "Beefcake and Cheese
Cake."
Stuart was unmoved. Perhaps my teaching career would have
taken a wholly different and more exciting direction had he responded to
the clear potential of this ground-breaking post-graduate proposition.
An "MA in Glamour" still has legs. Think of
the booklist, the field research, the theoretical constructs.
I urge
you to take the torch from my failing hand.
Vargas
at work with the model.
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